RPG Irony

The most dangerous possible thing for any party of PCs is a climb of any kind, no matter how easy.

Unless you actually want them to slip and fall to get your scenario to move along. Then they all suddenly climb like fucking Spiderman.

Tortoise

 This is the Tortoise, a British WWII super-heavy assault gun. Half a dozen prototypes were built, but its main intended purpose was sm...