L is for Loser

The lamest D&D character I ever made was a half-elvish magic user called Boris, whose entire magical repertoire consisted of Read Magic and Friends. He had 2 hit-points and was eaten by a wolf.

Yet Another Hill

 I got a cheap 30-watt foam-cutting hot wand from China a few days ago, and tried it out by carving up a foam off-cut into another hill. ...