Friday, 17 February 2012

Finest Hot-Pressed Soylent Bond


Last night, in the course of our semi-regular game, the party wanted to get some paper, pens and ink for mapping (to replace the scrap of oilcloth and bar of red sealing wax they had been using).

I told them that the stuff they got was like parchment, but very light and slightly translucent. Their first thought — from more than one of them simultaneously, I might add — was "Omigod! It's made out of OLD PEOPLE!"

I sometimes worry about them. It wasn't even Call of Cthulhu or anything.